Scary Movie 5

Yesterday evening, I went to the cinema with some friends to watch Scary Movie 5, the most recent film of the Scary Movie franchise.

Appart from the main actors, this film had the honour to have some special guests. And, with two of them, this film starts:

Charlie Sheen and Lindsey Lohan were recording a pornographic film when suddenly, a strange force sent Charlie up and down and onto the walls. He died and Lindsey was arrested. She didn't kill him, but she got arrested because the policemen were used to do it. 

After that, Charlie's children disappeared and millions of dollars were offered to the one who found them. So, when another two special guests, Snoop Dogg and Mac Miller, were high and stole some weed, they thought that it would be a good idea to hide in a wooden cabin, where they found Charlie's children and became millionaire. When they found them, they had conversation whose effects would be very relevant at the end of the storie:
- Dude, I want to buy a ship full of bitches and a shark. - Why a shark? - We'll need it dude, trust me.

After the children had been found, Charlie's brother, Dan (played by Simon Rex) and his (Dan's) wife, Jody (played by Ashley Tisdale) were asked to be in charge of them with an only condition: there had to be security cameras in every room. They were two young girls, Kathy (played by Gracie Whitton) and Lily (played by Ava Kolker), and a baby. Maria, the old catholic Latin-American made (played by Lidia Porto) would help looking after the children.

After a few "paranormal activity" nights, they all realised the cursed mum of the children, "Mama", is trying to kill herself and her children. Then, Jody's friend, Kendra (played by Erica Ash), and Jody go after Mama, who has taken the children to a cliff to sacrifice them. They try to unmake the curse, but they fail, so they fight until Jody pushes Mama down the cliff. She falls into Snoop Dogg and Mac Miller's ship's pool, where the shark they had bought before ate her. Then, the curse was finished and the children were safe.

In my opinion, it is a good film, but too short. I really wanted to keep laughing a little more. My favourite character is Maria, the made, because there are many funny and interesting scenes involving her.
Now, I am going to show you the movie trailer and a moment of the Spanish film I really like. I hope you enjoy it!

Movie trailer

Best moment in Spanish film

David Pender Villalvilla